What is My Adult Toy Made Of?

There’s a lot of talk in the industry lately about toxic toys. The problem is that the sex toy industry is currently completely unregulated. Because many places consider adult toys to be a novelty, they don’t use the same sort of medical ranking system befitting things you will be sticking into your body. They just kind of say, “Oh, whatever, this feels good!” and aren’t held to any legal ramifications for what they list as the actual ingredients.

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Mike is not pleased.

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Our Spiciest Toys For Couples

Now that you’ve learned the best way to introduce your partner to your toy box, you’re going to need some new additions. Below, in no particular order, are our favorite products for couples, ranging from the pretty vanilla to the super kinky.

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HELP! There’s Something Wrong With My Toy!

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Hey, sometimes things happen. If you have a complaint about your order, we’re happy to hear it and figure out what we can do to serve you better.

But to save you some trouble, here, in no particular order, are five complaints we see now and again, and how you can fix them. If you have a question that isn’t listed on here, get in contact with us and we’ll see what we can do.

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Positive Vibrator Use: Don’t Make This Weird

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Once when I was in college, my roommate had a friend over who was something of a busybody. As this girl walked past my bookshelf to use the bathroom, she opened up a box I had on my shelf completely unprompted and slammed it shut immediately with a horrified look on her face.

“If you wanted to see my vibrator,” I said, “you could’ve just asked.” Let’s be honest: I was more annoyed that she’d thought it was okay to peek through my stuff when I didn’t even know her than I was ashamed of what I’d known she’d seen.

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