When John Mayer wrote, “Your Body Is A Wonderland,” what I’m sure he meant to say was that your vagina is a wonderland… of bacteria. I mean, we’re so very concerned these days with antibacterial soaps and hand-sanitizers, we don’t realize that we’re covered in bacteria. Constantly. And the best place for that bacteria to live is somewhere that’s wet and warm– like the vagina.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
One of the problems many toy owners face is selecting the correct lube for their toys. If you’re new to the world of sex toys, the issue may not be apparent. But just like the Byrds said, to everything there is a season, and to every sex toy, there is a proper lube. After all, you need a little slip n’slide even when you’re just trying to cram it in there.
The blood of the Witch-King of Angmar does not make a good lube.
Don’t know the difference between a vagina and a vulva? When you get down there for a little bit of fun with your vibrator, does it all just seem like a giant mess of whosits and whatsits? Here’s a quick guide on the layout of the vagina, including its most important bits and how to keep them happy in the bedroom, whether you’re exploring alone or with a partner.
The first time I had sex, there was no blood. It wasn’t painful, either. In fact, it was pretty damn fantastic, but I was super freaked out because, contrary to everything I’d ever heard about how my first time was going to go, my hymen didn’t break.
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