As mentioned in ‘Five Ways to Dress Up Vaginas and Vulvas,’ decorating the body is a really fun, creative and exciting way to express your sexuality. I’m certainly no stranger to the world of body paint, but I’d never tried this particular brand before last night, when I finally gave these brightly colored Maximum Impact Liquid Latex body cosmetics a whirl. Check out how I fared!
But the regular, also water-based and aptly-named Aqua really didn’t do it for me. Like with all lubes I test out, I started with a small dab on my wrist to see if I was allergic. While I didn’t break out in hives, I did find it a irritating– strange to me, because lubes usually don’t make my hands itch like this.
Penis and clitoral pumps draw the blood to the surface of the organ when applied, making them feel extra sensitive. But you don’t have to have a sensitivity problem to enjoy these sex toys. Whether you need a little help relocating your blood to improve an erection, or you just really like a nice sucking feeling but don’t have anyone around willing to do it, these toys are a great addition to any collection for the unique sensation that they provide.
Below, you’ll find our favorite penis and clitoral pumps. And they’re not just our favorites– they’re the ones our customers love and purchase the most, so you know that they’re the very best of the best.
If you love sex toys enough, eventually you will begin to wonder who makes them and where they come from. Is there some sort of a magical dildo-sculpting fairy who furiously creates boatloads of dongs for our enjoyment? Or do youths in the third world spend their childhood hand-painting realistic veins on our double-sided dildos for pennies?
As it turns out, a lot of adult toys are made right here in the United States, by human adults, who are well paid for their artistic creations. Still skeptical? Take a virtual tour through these images and videos of the sex toy manufacturing process by one of my favorite sex toy companies, Doc Johnson.
Admittedly, I have never been a gushing cheerleader for Astroglide brand lubricants. That is, until now! Dude, this Astroglide X lube is the silicone-based shizz I’ve seriously been searching for since high school. Kinda makes me want to do a herkie while cheering, “Gimme an A-S-T-R-O-G-L-I-D-E-X! Woo!”