Lube Review: ID Millennium

If I had to choose only one lube to be stranded on a deserted island with for the next 1,000 years, I would emphatically and confidently choose to bring along my new bottle of ID Millennium.

Lube Review: Pjur Analyse Me! Anal Comfort Spray and Glide

I love spray products. I really, truly do. For an anal product, there’s no better way to apply them (unless it’s lube with a lube shooter). Just a little spray on your chocolate starfish and you’ll feel a nice minty freshness, but not an overwhelming numbness.

 

Best Lubes For Sensitive Skin

Like many folks out there, I have sensitive skin. Whenever anyone buys me fancy smelling soaps or lotions, they always go into my guest bathroom or risk being unused. Nope, it’s coconut oil and hydrocortisone for this girl. Even certain smells or foods can set my skin aflame, making it itch.

But I’m also a lubricant connoisseur. And over the years, I’ve come to discover what works for me best, and now I’d like to share that with those of you out there while also need a little more tender loving care when it comes to your skin.

 

What’s The Best Lube For…

Every day, we get calls from health conscious lube connoisseurs who want to know what the best lube is for their certain situation. So we pulled our safer sexperts to ask what their favorite lubes were for the following events.

What You Shouldn’t Masturbate With vs. What You Should

Look, friends. Sometimes, there’s just stuff out there you shouldn’t be sticking inside your body. Or rubbing on your junk. Masturbation is great, and you certainly don’t always need specially bought things to help you out. But sometimes? Sometimes, you should splurge. Because sometimes using whatever you find lying around the house is dangerous.

Here is a list of things we commonly hear about people masturbating with that they really shouldn’t. Following each listed item is something you can pick up at SpicyGear.com for a low, low price– much lower than going to the hospital, at least.

Anal Toys: An Introduction

One thing that always sticks out to me from sex-ed during my school days was one of my teachers saying that anal sex was dangerous. While her reasoning may have been incorrect, the fact is true– anal sex is dangerous. But so is regular sex. And just like with regular sex, there are ways to protect yourself.

 

The Dangers of Douching

When John Mayer wrote, “Your Body Is A Wonderland,” what I’m sure he meant to say was that your vagina is a wonderland… of bacteria. I mean, we’re so very concerned these days with antibacterial soaps and hand-sanitizers, we don’t realize that we’re covered in bacteria. Constantly. And the best place for that bacteria to live is somewhere that’s wet and warm– like the vagina.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

Pick A Lube, Any Lube (Well, Not Any)

One of the problems many toy owners face is selecting the correct lube for their toys. If you’re new to the world of sex toys, the issue may not be apparent. But just like the Byrds said, to everything there is a season, and to every sex toy, there is a proper lube. After all, you need a little slip n’slide even when you’re just trying to cram it in there.

The blood of the Witch-King of Angmar does not make a good lube.