How To: Female Masturbation (Without Toys!)

I remember looking online for tips on female masturbation back when I was younger. I didn’t feel that it was something I could talk to my parents about, and I don’t even remember how I’d come to learn that it was a thing. But I wanted to know more about it.

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What is My Adult Toy Made Of?

There’s a lot of talk in the industry lately about toxic toys. The problem is that the sex toy industry is currently completely unregulated. Because many places consider adult toys to be a novelty, they don’t use the same sort of medical ranking system befitting things you will be sticking into your body. They just kind of say, “Oh, whatever, this feels good!” and aren’t held to any legal ramifications for what they list as the actual ingredients.

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Mike is not pleased.

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Pick A Lube, Any Lube (Well, Not Any)

One of the problems many toy owners face is selecting the correct lube for their toys. If you’re new to the world of sex toys, the issue may not be apparent. But just like the Byrds said, to everything there is a season, and to every sex toy, there is a proper lube. After all, you need a little slip n’slide even when you’re just trying to cram it in there.

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The blood of the Witch-King of Angmar does not make a good lube.

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