As mentioned in ‘Five Ways to Dress Up Vaginas and Vulvas,’ decorating the body is a really fun, creative and exciting way to express your sexuality. I’m certainly no stranger to the world of body paint, but I’d never tried this particular brand before last night, when I finally gave these brightly colored Maximum Impact Liquid Latex body cosmetics a whirl. Check out how I fared!
Look, friends. Sometimes, there’s just stuff out there you shouldn’t be sticking inside your body. Or rubbing on your junk. Masturbation is great, and you certainly don’t always need specially bought things to help you out. But sometimes? Sometimes, you should splurge. Because sometimes using whatever you find lying around the house is dangerous.
Here is a list of things we commonly hear about people masturbating with that they really shouldn’t. Following each listed item is something you can pick up at SpicyGear.com for a low, low price– much lower than going to the hospital, at least.
There’s a lot of talk in the industry lately about toxic toys. The problem is that the sex toy industry is currently completely unregulated. Because many places consider adult toys to be a novelty, they don’t use the same sort of medical ranking system befitting things you will be sticking into your body. They just kind of say, “Oh, whatever, this feels good!” and aren’t held to any legal ramifications for what they list as the actual ingredients.
Mike is not pleased.
One of the problems many toy owners face is selecting the correct lube for their toys. If you’re new to the world of sex toys, the issue may not be apparent. But just like the Byrds said, to everything there is a season, and to every sex toy, there is a proper lube. After all, you need a little slip n’slide even when you’re just trying to cram it in there.
The blood of the Witch-King of Angmar does not make a good lube.
Hey, sometimes things happen. If you have a complaint about your order, we’re happy to hear it and figure out what we can do to serve you better.
But to save you some trouble, here, in no particular order, are five complaints we see now and again, and how you can fix them. If you have a question that isn’t listed on here, get in contact with us and we’ll see what we can do.