Vibrators: An Introduction

When you say the words, “Sex toy,” everyone seems to immediately think of vibrators. There’s a reason that these toys are the first thing that comes to mind– they’re fantastic. Today let’s take a look at the history of our favorite toy!

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Is It Safe To Share My Toys?

Forget all those rules you learned in kindergarten. Sometimes, sharing isn’t the best option.

People have been sharing their toys for a long time! This double-sided dildo from the Han Dynasty is approximately 2000 years old.

People have been sharing their toys for a long time! This double-sided dildo from the Han Dynasty is approximately 2000 years old.

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The Dangers of Douching

When John Mayer wrote, “Your Body Is A Wonderland,” what I’m sure he meant to say was that your vagina is a wonderland… of bacteria. I mean, we’re so very concerned these days with antibacterial soaps and hand-sanitizers, we don’t realize that we’re covered in bacteria. Constantly. And the best place for that bacteria to live is somewhere that’s wet and warm– like the vagina.

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Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

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What is My Adult Toy Made Of?

There’s a lot of talk in the industry lately about toxic toys. The problem is that the sex toy industry is currently completely unregulated. Because many places consider adult toys to be a novelty, they don’t use the same sort of medical ranking system befitting things you will be sticking into your body. They just kind of say, “Oh, whatever, this feels good!” and aren’t held to any legal ramifications for what they list as the actual ingredients.

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Mike is not pleased.

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Pick A Lube, Any Lube (Well, Not Any)

One of the problems many toy owners face is selecting the correct lube for their toys. If you’re new to the world of sex toys, the issue may not be apparent. But just like the Byrds said, to everything there is a season, and to every sex toy, there is a proper lube. After all, you need a little slip n’slide even when you’re just trying to cram it in there.

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The blood of the Witch-King of Angmar does not make a good lube.

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Keep Your Dirty Stuff Clean

We talked last week about how your vibrator can improve your health. Now let’s chat about how you can improve the health of your vibrator or other sex toy.Image

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