Dildos: An Introduction

Earlier, we covered the basics of vibrators. Today, let’s talk about politicians–oops, I meant, dildos!

 

Vibrators: An Introduction

When you say the words, “Sex toy,” everyone seems to immediately think of vibrators. There’s a reason that these toys are the first thing that comes to mind– they’re fantastic. Today let’s take a look at the history of our favorite toy!

Is It Safe To Share My Toys?

Forget all those rules you learned in kindergarten. Sometimes, sharing isn’t the best option.

People have been sharing their toys for a long time! This double-sided dildo from the Han Dynasty is approximately 2000 years old.

What is My Adult Toy Made Of?

There’s a lot of talk in the industry lately about toxic toys. The problem is that the sex toy industry is currently completely unregulated. Because many places consider adult toys to be a novelty, they don’t use the same sort of medical ranking system befitting things you will be sticking into your body. They just kind of say, “Oh, whatever, this feels good!” and aren’t held to any legal ramifications for what they list as the actual ingredients.

Mike is not pleased.

Pick A Lube, Any Lube (Well, Not Any)

One of the problems many toy owners face is selecting the correct lube for their toys. If you’re new to the world of sex toys, the issue may not be apparent. But just like the Byrds said, to everything there is a season, and to every sex toy, there is a proper lube. After all, you need a little slip n’slide even when you’re just trying to cram it in there.

The blood of the Witch-King of Angmar does not make a good lube.

Our Spiciest Toys For Couples

Now that you’ve learned the best way to introduce your partner to your toy box, you’re going to need some new additions. Below, in no particular order, are our favorite products for couples, ranging from the pretty vanilla to the super kinky.

The Magical World of Glass Dildos

I remember the first time I ever saw a glass toy. I was enchanted. I never knew before that you could use glass for such an object– and they were so pretty!

Get Lit, Clit: Our Favorite Clitoral Vibes

For many women, their first experience with a vibrator is a clitoral vibe. These guys are packaged to be as non-threatening and incognito as possible, so if you’re feeling super weird about picking up your very own robot-penis, these might be the solution for you.

HELP! There’s Something Wrong With My Toy!

Hey, sometimes things happen. If you have a complaint about your order, we’re happy to hear it and figure out what we can do to serve you better.

But to save you some trouble, here, in no particular order, are five complaints we see now and again, and how you can fix them. If you have a question that isn’t listed on here, get in contact with us and we’ll see what we can do.

You, and Me, and Hitachi

A coworker of mine (thankfully, long before I started working for Spicy Gear), once said, “Any girl who has a vibrator and isn’t single is disrespecting her man.”

“WOAH,” I said, “that’s so not true. What about girls in long-distance relationships?”