No matter whether you’re loud and proud about it, or you expel air with silence and shame, if you have a vagina– you queef.

No matter whether you’re loud and proud about it, or you expel air with silence and shame, if you have a vagina– you queef.

Here at Spicy Gear, we love toys and genitals of all shapes and sizes– and don’t consider one size to be better than another. That being said, sexually satisfying a size queen can certainly take some extra oomph in the size department. Never fear, lovers of ample proportions and immense insertables– we’ve made it super easy on you by vanquishing the puny contenders and selecting the top five best dildos for size queens:

Using sex toys can be fun treat, but using a toy that hasn’t been cleaned properly can lead to health problems, which is no fun at all.


Normally, I loudly and proudly tout the wonders of silicone-based lube and of Pjur brand products, in particular. But, I’m willing to admit when something isn’t working as it should. After trying Pjur BodyGlide Woman all I could say was, “How can a lube be so dry?”

Being concerned with the health and safety of your genitalia doesn’t end with buying non-toxic toys, toy cleaner, body-safe lubes and using barriers during all sex acts— you also need to be aware of the importance of daily personal hygiene.
At the risk of sounding like a sex ed film from the 1950’s, I can’t stress the fact enough– genitals need to carefully and meticulously washed. Particularly, the clitoral hood, labia minora and the tip area of the penis that is covered by foreskin. Why, you ask? One little word– smegma. But, what exactly is smegma?
Frustrated with juggling your toys around in order to get the clitoral, vaginal and anal stimulation you desire? You’re not the only one fumbling around with batteries, cords, switches, buttons and handles. This familiar feeling, I know all too well.
With so many interesting options, I had a difficult time deciding on which Wet Inttimo Massage Oil scent to try. Eventually, I went with the one called Romance.
